My brother's dick is better than a rubber one. If you fuck me, I'll stop jerking off

I'm jerking off to my friend, and she says she wants to touch my dick, too

Came to help around the house, but with tits like that, it's better to fuck

You get naked for money, you give me a burger, I'll fuck you in all positions

If my husband gives it to me in the morning, it means he didn't fuck anyone last night, so I'll check it out